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Zune 3.0 Sucks

Recently there has been a lot of chatter in the blogosphere about the new Zune 3.0 firmware (but just small frys like Crunchgear and Engadget). Some guy over at Wired even went so far as to say that “Zune’s Recommendations Make Genius Look Average” right in the title. However, Lord Mac has a few words for these Rebel scum. The Apple recommendation engine is called Genius for a reason – because it’s as smart as...

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Emperor Steve To Take The Stage

Many of you have been eagerly anticipating the Empire event today in San Fransisco titled “Let’s Rock.” Many rumors have been posted on sites like Engadget and Gizmodo that may or may not be true. TechCrunch seems to think their TechCrunch50 is a bigger deal, but I will deal with them later. Fortunately, for all those loyal to the Empire, you will be able to hear Emperor Steve unveil the newest products in the Empire...

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Emperor Steve Will Address You

There have been many Intergalactic rumors floating around about the possibility of an event on September 9th where Emperor Steve would be speaking. This post is to officially *confirm the validity of this rumor. Emperor Steve has graciously agreed to address the Empire and will be tailoring his comments to the official theme of “Let’s Rock.” *In the future, please reference this blog for official announcements concerning...

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