With the recent earnings reports put out my Apple and Microsoft, I feel it an opportune moment to gloat in Steve Ballmer’s face. In case you missed it, we just announced quarterly revenue of over $10 billion dollars and profit of $1.61 billion. And it goes without saying that this far surpassed analysts expectations. Not even a Midichlorian imbalance in Emperor Steve can stop the Apple Empire. However, this wasn’t the worst...

As I’m sure you have all heard by now, Emperor Steve revealed the cause of his recent weight loss. No it wasn’t Oprah’s new acai diet or some nutty organic diet. As reported in an open letter from Emperor Steve himself, the reason was “a hormone imbalance that has been “robbing” me of the proteins my body needs to be healthy.” So there you have it TechCrunch and all the other blogs out there who have made...