For months now I’ve been hearing a lot of griping from the ranks of Apple faithful. Many of the complaints were directed at our supposed lack of attention to non-iPhone products. Do you think that the Empire is ignoring you? Do you think we don’t have enough resources to develop increasingly awesome products? Heresy.

Updated Products

Our loyal followers at TechCrunch have already announced the updates, which include:

• 24 inch iMac
• Faster MacBook Pro
• New Mac Mini
• New Airport Extreme
• New Time Capsule

Basically put, we just added the Force to each of our products so now you have a little bit of Emperor Steve’s power in each product.