A long time ago on a website far, far away, the leader of the Empire, Darth Mac, blogged to his faithful followers. At the zenith of Apple’s power, Darth Mac defends the Empire by crushing rebellion and insurrection. Guided by the all-knowing, all-wise, and all-powerful Emperor Jobs, Darth Mac and Apple are unstoppable as they sweep across the internet, engulfing all in their path. Follow them…
