Feb 10 2009

Apple Stock Over $100

For those of you who doubted Emperor Steve’s ability to guide the Empire while suffering from a decreased midichlorian, I submit the current rally as evidence that the Force is still strong with Apple. The price has been improving slowly over the last few weeks and today closed over $100. This favorable outcome was aided by loyal subject and FTN Equity Capital analyst Bill Fearnley who corrected his rating from neutral to buy and set a target of $140. We thank him for his loyalty and can assure stockholders of a handsome return on their investment as we crush the Rebellion.

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