With the obvious speed provided by the iPhone on a 3G connection, many users with laptops have been wondering how to connect their computer to their phone to get internet access when an ethernet cable or WiFi network is unavailable; commonly referred to as tethering. Users have spoken and Emperor Steve has delivered! AT&T was a tough nut to crack, but in the end we managed to get them to cave. Sure this will end up costing them even...

As the reigning Lord of Apple I am painfully aware of the massive fluctuations of the stock market over the last few months. Earlier this year my golden parachute was worth more than a small African nation. Now, after taking repeated triple-digit losses over the last month or so, my stocks are now only worth a small fortune. So what’s the deal? Speculation & Panic Right now the stock market is being driven by speculation and panic...

Apple rumors are near-constant in the blogosphere, yet I feel to respond to a specific rumor posted on Gizmodo today. I feel a response is warranted because the story attempts to lend credibility to the story by mentioning an “unnamed search company.” Now I don’t think I’m stretching to say that Jesus Diaz is implying Google in the article.  Let me unequivically deny the validity of this report. If you look back to...

The stage is set, the new Apple notebooks are ready to go & Emperor Steve has prepared yet another awe-inspiring keynote address to deliver to the Empire via every known communication method known to man. There will be live blogging, Twittering, texting, photographs, telepathy and more. And what should you be expecting? The rumors about aluminium cases are true. It’s better than plastic for durability (though I really do like the...

Earlier today there was a piece of “citizen journalism” posted by a CNN iReporter that claimed that Emperor Steve had been rushed to a hospital with an apparent heart attack. This report was posted without validation by CNN and subsequently caused a momentary dip in the stock price of Apple. As the apprentice of Emperor Steve I would like to issue two official statements regarding this news: 1. To Apple Stock Holders: I find...