content top

Heresy! Office on the iPhone?

Heresy! Office on the iPhone?

I was exceedingly troubled this morning as I read the opinion of (what I thought) a knowledgeable tech blogger concerning recent comments made by Stephen Elop. Emperor Steve will deal with Stephen, but I will go to the blogosphere to deal with Jason Kincaid. No Office on iPhone The iPhone is the most powerful weapon phone in the galaxy. When fully operational it will be able to destroy entire planets. Why in the world would Emperor Steve...

Read More

Iphones in Wal-Mart

The rumor is circulating the blogosphere that Wal-Mart will be selling iPhones starting after Christmas. The initial report comes from the Boy Genius Report and then CNN lended additional weight to the rumor with their post on Fortune. I would like to issue a more formal response. First, I would like to point out to all retailers that Wal-Mart has sold Apple products for years and moves millions of units for the Empire. With their imposing...

Read More

MacBook Nano Rumor

Apple rumors are near-constant in the blogosphere, yet I feel to respond to a specific rumor posted on Gizmodo today. I feel a response is warranted because the story attempts to lend credibility to the story by mentioning an “unnamed search company.” Now I don’t think I’m stretching to say that Jesus Diaz is implying Google in the article.  Let me unequivically deny the validity of this report. If you look back to...

Read More