As the Empire has sought to expand it’s presence throughout the Galaxy, the Mac Rebellion has sought to thwart our efforts at every turn. In some systems they have managed to mount a significant resistance. However, the Rebellion is no match for the iPhone.
The Power of the iPhone
Some may recall the unfortunate accident that led to the destruction of the Death Star. Though we forgave those designers for earlier mistakes (the Newton), this time we decided that a carbonite monument of their failure would be a better course of action.
The result of our renewed focus on building a supreme weapon – the iPhone (aka Destroyer of Worlds.)
Developed in total secrecy, the Rebellion could only speculate on the full power of the iPhone. Now it is too late for them to stop. First, the iPhone conquered the largest cell phone system in the Galaxy, bringing AT&T grovelling to its knees to be the exclusive provider. It was too easy. Now we have conquered another system.
Best Buy Conquered
With the power of the iPhone on full display over the last year, our enemies tremble. The upgraded 3G iPhone has caused over a million to surrender already and the Best Buy system is now completely under our control. They will be authorize to sell the iPhone in their hundreds of retail stores which we predict will lead millions more to surrender to the power of the iPhone.
