As has been noted in recent articles, Information Week and Crunchgear for example, the Apple Empire has acquired a very valuable patent recently. If you’re really into seeing the source you can view the actual patent on file with the US Patent Office here. So why is Emperor Steve so pleased with this patent?

iPhone Video Capability

For a long time we have heard rumors that certain people loyal to the Empire were dissatisfied with their iPhones because they couldn’t use it to video conference. Though these complaints were kept mainly under the radar, the Force alerted us. Therefore, we will increase the destructive power of the Death Star capability of the iPhone in the near future to include this much desired feature.

Twitter

On a personal note, you may now follow me on Twitter as @DarthMac.

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