The stage is set, the new Apple notebooks are ready to go & Emperor Steve has prepared yet another awe-inspiring keynote address to deliver to the Empire via every known communication method known to man. There will be live blogging, Twittering, texting, photographs, telepathy and more. And what should you be expecting?

The rumors about aluminium cases are true. It’s better than plastic for durability (though I really do like the shiny, black plastic look) and with all the fanboys and enviromentalists out there crying about chemicals and foreign oil dependency we decided that it would lend a nice green hue to our offering, thus keeping us on the bleeding edge of “cool”. 

Glass trackpads are also true. This way there is something that can easily break, which will actually give our repairs department something meaningful to do besides tell people it’s broken, fixing it will cost more than a new one and then selling them a new one.

Speaking of pricing, I will also confirm the lower price points, but with caution. You see, it will make fanboys, I mean loyal followers of Emperor Steve, happier and will increase our penetration into the market. However, our stock will likely suffer a hit since profit margin decreases when you lower the price. Emperor Steve will not be happy to see his net worth drop with Apple’s stock price, but he’s willing to take one for the Empire on this one.

Please enjoy the nonstop, all-over-the-internet coverage of the event today and remember that your should never underestimate the Dork Side of the Force!

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