Mar 11 2009

New iPod Shuffle Released

I apologize to all my loyal readers that this news didn’t come from me first, but releasing a new product on a galactic level can be quite difficult. Add on the fact that I have taken on increased responsibilities while Emperor Steve recovers from his midichlorian deficiency and I your will understand. So, on to the good news.

New iPod Shuffle

First, we decided you wanted more options. Therefore you will now be able to get the shuffle in silver AND black. That’s double the options of the Model T Ford. We also decided that if memory is good, more memory is better, so the 3rd gen comes with 4 GB of memory. Yep, that’s 1,000 songs in a device that is smaller that a AA battery!

Lastly, to make the Force even stronger in this device, we have given each one the ability to talk. Yes, it took us a few years to train them in 14 languages (Mandarin was tough) but now your iPod Shuffle will tell you the song title and artist at the push of a button. No more straining your brain to remember who sings that song. So Happy 11th of March. Go out and drop another $79 on another music player because you can never have too much cool.

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  • en: @smkella oh, i don't have the whole day off either ( i wish!). i prob won't be out until 6 or 7. don't know the deets of the LMFAO party. 07/14/09 02:36pm
  • en: @peraldaiel hahaha!believe it or not my greatest dream when i was still a child is to be a lawyer!hahaha...bata pa talaga ako nun!;P 07/14/09 02:36pm
  • en: @sambrooklyn Exactly, that is correct. I was just really hoping Stripling or another DE would pull the trigger first. 07/14/09 02:36pm
  • en: @shelbytwest will this be an all day affair? or just a morning shit breaking? 07/14/09 02:36pm
  • '>: whatever it is , I'M GONNA CATCH IT SOON !:D *EXCITES* 07/14/09 02:36pm

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