The opportunities for me to comment on style and fashion are few and far between. First, there just isn’t a lot of time in between destroying competitor’s companies and manufacturing zillions of iPhones. Second, some have dared to accuse me of having a bad fashion sense because I wear a black cape, black helmet, black facemask, black ventilator, black boots & black leather all the time. They just don’t recognize my obviously classic style and we all know that black goes with everything.

However, today the fellows at Gizmodo have pointed out a couple real gems. First is the replica Emperor Throne. Of course, only Emperor Steve has one with the ability to fire the Death Star tether an iPhone, but for five lucky imposters, this is a must have. Also, if you’re more into the Tatooine scene you could pick up this replica Land Speeder for a speedy cruise around the system. At a top speed of 25 miles you won’t be winning any pod races, but you’ll be the geekiest guy in town.