The stage is set, the new Apple notebooks are ready to go & Emperor Steve has prepared yet another awe-inspiring keynote address to deliver to the Empire via every known communication method known to man. There will be live blogging, Twittering, texting, photographs, telepathy and more. And what should you be expecting? The rumors about aluminium cases are true. It’s better than plastic for durability (though I really do like the...

Over the last few weeks there has been a lot of publicity concerning the health of Emperor Steve. Sure he looked a little thin introducing the 3G iPhone. It’s hard shouldering the weight of millions of fanboys who want their new toy. Yes, Emperor Jobs has had some health issues in the past, but using the Force he was able to easily overcome cancer. So back off the Emperor and stop killing the stock price with all of the speculation....