TechCrunch Accuses Apple of Anti-Competitive Actions
While usually I do not choose to grace wild accusations with a response, in this case I feel the situation is so grievous that I am compelled to respond. If you would like to read the accusations you can, but the main intent was to say that Emperor Steve placed a DRM chip in the headphone controls of the new Shuffles (reported on earlier by me).
Is TechCrunch A Secret Rebel Base?
While TechCrunch has contributed positively to the Empire in the past, this article strikes a serious blow to their loyalty. Emperor Steve is highly disappointed by this action and the appropriate response is being contemplated at this time. In the meantime we highly recommend that all loyal subjects of the Apple Empire read future TechCrunch articles with the proverbial “grain of salt”. While it can’t be confirmed at this time we suspect that the Rebellion may have been able to influence Michael Arrington during his recent hiatus in Hawaii.
